Hello? I’ve had a bit of a tumble. I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We’re all just drudgeons to them! Shut up, do what I tell you, I’m not interested; these are just some of the things you’ll be hearing if you answer this ad. I’m an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! It’s like they’re pally-wally with us when there’s a problem with their printer, but once it’s fixed… You know, it’s high tide. But we’re not on the coast. I’m closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I’ve fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. It’s my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend?

Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we’d be to them. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we’d be to them. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay He’s had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. I’ve got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I’ve got an aunt like that. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they’re not just the Emergency Services, they’re your Emergency Services.

Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Huh, what you think I’m afraid of you? I’m not afraid of you. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Oh really? Then why don’t you come down and make me then. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on.